A Week of Chuckles

September 28
No man's credit is as good as his money.
--ahajokes.com

September 24
A waist is a terrible thing to mind.
-- Jane Caminos

September 23
Misery no longer loves company. Nowadays it insists on it.
-- Russell Baker (1925 - )

September 22
The reason there are so few female politicians is that it is too much trouble to put makeup on two faces.
-- Maureen Murphy

September 21
Half of being smart is knowing what you are dumb at.
--ahajokes.com

September 20
Teacher: You missed school yesterday didn't you? Pupil: Not very much!
--ahajokes.com

September 17
Anybody can win unless there happens to be a second entry.
-- George Ade

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